NEWSWATCH-‘Police discover crack in bum’

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Another week and another humourous headline on a regional website in England. This time featuring the Islington Gazette 24 and their report into the story of a teenager being jailed after a discovery by local police.

The headline read:-

“Holloway teen jailed after police discover crack in his bum”

The articles goes on with numerous references to the aforementioned body part including:-
“A drug dealer who supplied undercover police officers with rocks of crack from his bottom was caged for two years today.
David Escobar, 18, of Crayford Road, Holloway, had nine “bum” wraps of the Class A narcotic stuffed between his buttock cheeks when he was stopped not far from his home.
During a strip search at the police station, officers also found Escobar had three wraps of heroin in his backside.
Escobar claimed he had been forced at gunpoint to stash the drugs in his rear end, but was convicted last month by jurors after a two-day trial.”

Whoever wrote this journalistic beauty was definately not given the bum’s rush butt it felt more like reading an article from humour magazine ‘Viz’ – right back to making those booties…..

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